To friend who claims he knows how to win the lottery

1. The chances of that happening are pretty close to zero.
2. How do you figure that?
3. You don’t say?
4. Don’t count on it.
5. You can’t mean that.
6. It doesn’t work that way.
7. That’s what they all say.
8. How can you be so cock-sure of yourself?
9. It’s all in your head.
10. It’s not very likely to happen that way.
11. It’s about time you started being realistic.
12. Wake up and smell the coffee.

To friend who claims he knows how to win the lottery