To a friend who won’t leave the house at 2AM

1. Can’t you take a hint?
2. Don’t overstay your welcome.
3. Sometimes it’s best just to call it a day.
4. All good things must come to an end.
5. There’s a time for everything.
6. Too much of a good thing is not good.
7. I can’t wait around all night for you to make up your mind.
8. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

To a friend who won’t leave the house at 2AM