Police questioning thief

1. Your story doesn’t hold water.
2. Can you please run that by me again?
3. That’s hard to believe.
4. You expect me to believe that?
5. There’s something fishy about your story.
6. You’re lying through his teeth.
7. What you’re tell me just doesn’t wash.
8. Do you expect me to believe that cock and bull story?
9. That’s nothing new.
10. It’s too late for that.
11. I think you’ve been up to no good.
12. You can talk till you’re blue in the face, I just don’t buy it.

Police questioning thief