To someone who claims that a swamp is great real estate

1. That’s going too far.
2. That’s not very likely.
3. Don’t make me laugh.
4. You’ve got to be kidding.
5. Do you really believe that?
6. I rather doubt it.
7. I don’t believe it for one minute.
8. Do you expect me to believe that crap?
9. That doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of being successful.
10. That’s a hare brained idea.
11. It’s the same old run-around.
12. I don’t buy it.
13. It sounds kind of fishy.
14. He’s stretching the truth.
15. I wouldn’t put it past you.
16. Do you expect me to believe that?
17. I don’t trust you as far as I can throw you.

To someone who claims that a swamp is great real estate